Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Presidential Debate part 2

Blah... Blah.. Blah.. Health care blah blah tax cuts for everyone and for no one.. Blah blah... Iraq, Iran, Israel Blah blah.
We are looking at a fighter past his prime in the ring going against a much younger fighter. It is like watching someone beat up their grandfather.
After a point the debate change my opinion on the process of choosing a president. When the only candidates we see is two parties. This is not a democracy, far from it!!!
We know the witty African is going to win it thanks to the economic disaster. Why bother with this boring rhetoric of saying nothing. He is going to kill Obama (wink, wink)... Did you buy this.
I believe we need to select a candidate the same way religious officials appoints a living god.
Lets have a panel of judges conduct a series of ancient ceremonies to select the goddess (president) from several 2- to 4-year-old girls (in this case a person that is legal age for candidacy) who are all members of the impoverished Shakya goldsmith caste (in the US those that are of sound character).

The judges read the candidates' horoscopes and check each one for physical imperfections. The living god(dess) must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.

As a final test, the living god(dess)/candidate must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

Seriously though I have my pick but my lips are sealed.... I will say one thing though, Go alternative. Remember blah.. blah.. blah is not the key and the only change is to shut the government down and demand accountability.

Til that happens... blah.. blah

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